come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

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What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

this post just fucked me up

Well shit

There’s a really good book series called Uglies that covers this question.

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at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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Rainbow Dash the WonderBunny! by Cryptic-Enigma
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Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.
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one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person

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I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
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I think I am surviving
in all the wrong ways
- wtm, ten word poem (via tempe-r)
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